{"product_id":"dogs-because-people-suck™-gift-set-lookie-a-tookie™-canine-cookies-funny-dog-treat-gift","title":"“DOGS BECAUSE PEOPLE SUCK™” Gift Set — Lookie-a-Tookie™ Canine Cookies, Funny Dog Treat Gift","description":"\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"1urxtjk\" data-start=\"140\" data-end=\"189\"\u003eThe Gift Set: Dogs Because People Suck™ 💀🐾\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"191\" data-end=\"222\"\u003eA little snark. A lotta bark.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"224\" data-end=\"401\"\u003eFor the ones who get it… dogs just do it better.\u003cbr data-start=\"272\" data-end=\"275\"\u003eWhen your therapist has paws.\u003cbr data-start=\"304\" data-end=\"307\"\u003eWhen your coworker naps on the job.\u003cbr data-start=\"342\" data-end=\"345\"\u003eWhen your best friend eats out of a bowl on the floor. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"403\" data-end=\"441\"\u003eYeah… Dogs Because People Suck. 😆🐾\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"443\" data-end=\"565\"\u003eBold, playful, and unapologetically true — this gift set is made for dog lovers who know exactly where their loyalty lies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"567\" data-end=\"570\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"f6eq82\" data-start=\"572\" data-end=\"595\"\u003e🧁 What’s Included\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"596\" data-end=\"651\"\u003e“DOGS BECAUSE PEOPLE SUCK™” Lookie-a-Tookie™ Gift Set\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"653\" data-end=\"889\"\u003e• (4) “Dogs Because” Iced Canine Cookies (4\")\u003cbr data-start=\"698\" data-end=\"701\"\u003e• (12) Classy Bow Iced Canine Cookies (2\")\u003cbr data-start=\"743\" data-end=\"746\"\u003e• (2) Bark BONUS Iced Canine Cookies (2¾\")\u003cbr data-start=\"788\" data-end=\"791\"\u003e• (1) Paw-Print Gift Pack Sticker (optional — design varies)\u003cbr data-start=\"851\" data-end=\"854\"\u003e• (1) Doggie Gift Bag or Gift Box\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"891\" data-end=\"1060\"\u003eEach cookie is individually heat-sealed for freshness, safety, and a beautiful presentation — ready for gifting, sharing, or keeping all to yourself (we won’t judge 😏).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1062\" data-end=\"1065\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"fzifdi\" data-start=\"1067\" data-end=\"1103\"\u003e✨ The Recipe Behind the Promise\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1104\" data-end=\"1242\"\u003eOur in-house natural recipe wasn’t created overnight.\u003cbr data-start=\"1157\" data-end=\"1160\"\u003eIt took many test batches and months of refinement to bring forward only the best.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1244\" data-end=\"1420\"\u003eShaped with input from veterinarians and canine nutrition specialists — and trusted enough to be shared with their own doggie clients — every ingredient is chosen with purpose.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1422\" data-end=\"1623\"\u003eOfficially registered and recognized with the Kentucky Department of Agriculture, Food and Environment, our canine cookies are crafted to a higher standard — because quality should never be a question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1625\" data-end=\"1686\"\u003eBecause when it comes to your dog… \u003cem data-start=\"1660\" data-end=\"1686\"\u003e“good enough” never was.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1688\" data-end=\"1691\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1722\" data-end=\"2139\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"71\" data-start=\"43\" data-section-id=\"1klob4h\"\u003e✨ Why Customers Love It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"583\" data-start=\"72\"\u003e• A fun, personality-packed twist on traditional dog treats\u003cbr data-end=\"134\" data-start=\"131\"\u003e• Perfect gift for dog lovers who appreciate humor with heart\u003cbr data-end=\"198\" data-start=\"195\"\u003e• Conversation-starting design that stands out instantly\u003cbr data-end=\"257\" data-start=\"254\"\u003e• Balanced mix of bold statement cookies and everyday bites\u003cbr data-end=\"319\" data-start=\"316\"\u003e• Beautifully packaged — ready to gift and thoughtfully prepared\u003cbr data-end=\"386\" data-start=\"383\"\u003e• Handcrafted in small batches with attention to detail\u003cbr data-end=\"444\" data-start=\"441\"\u003e• Made for those who know… dogs \u0026gt; people 🐾\u003cbr data-end=\"490\" data-start=\"487\"\u003e• Picture-perfect moments — share your pup’s joy and brighten the day of family and friends\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2141\" data-end=\"2182\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2141\" data-end=\"2180\"\u003eMade with intention, not shortcuts:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2184\" data-end=\"2352\"\u003e• Made with natural peanut butter — NO xylitol\u003cbr data-start=\"2230\" data-end=\"2233\"\u003e• Vegan • Grain-Free • Wheat-Free • Gluten-Free • Diabetic-Dog-Friendly\u003cbr data-start=\"2304\" data-end=\"2307\"\u003e• Certified Lookie-a-Tookie™ Canine Cookies\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2354\" data-end=\"2421\"\u003eThis isn’t just a treat.\u003cbr data-start=\"2378\" data-end=\"2381\"\u003eIt’s a personality… wrapped in a cookie.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2423\" data-end=\"2426\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"94tzbl\" data-start=\"2428\" data-end=\"2453\"\u003e🦴 A Gentle Reminder\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2454\" data-end=\"2557\"\u003eOne paw-some nibble at a time — our cookies are intended for intermittent or supplemental feeding only.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2559\" data-end=\"2562\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"1du6nrk\" data-start=\"2564\" data-end=\"2586\"\u003e⭐ Important Notes\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2588\" data-end=\"2724\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2588\" data-end=\"2619\"\u003eHandcrafted \u0026amp; One-of-a-Kind\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2619\" data-end=\"2622\"\u003eEach cookie is individually decorated — natural variations are part of the Doggie Bag Biscuits™ charm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2726\" data-end=\"3003\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2726\" data-end=\"2749\"\u003eFreshness \u0026amp; Storage\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2749\" data-end=\"2752\"\u003eCookies are individually heat-sealed for quality and safety.\u003cbr data-start=\"2812\" data-end=\"2815\"\u003eFor the softest texture, enjoy within 14 days.\u003cbr data-start=\"2861\" data-end=\"2864\"\u003eWhen stored in a cool, dry place, cookies remain stable for 2–3 months and will naturally firm over time. Texture preference varies by dog.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3005\" data-end=\"3177\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3005\" data-end=\"3026\"\u003eFrom Dough to Dog\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"3026\" data-end=\"3029\"\u003eAfter baking, cookies are gently dehydrated at low temperatures to reduce moisture and support shelf stability — without preservatives or chemicals.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3179\" data-end=\"3319\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3179\" data-end=\"3203\"\u003eDecorations \u0026amp; Photos\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"3203\" data-end=\"3206\"\u003eSome decorative elements (sprinkles, fondant, candy eyes) are not sugar-free.\u003cbr data-start=\"3283\" data-end=\"3286\"\u003ePhoto props are for display only.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3321\" data-end=\"3324\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"1ry2jnn\" data-start=\"3326\" data-end=\"3344\"\u003e⭐ Ingredients\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3345\" data-end=\"3594\"\u003eGarbanzo Bean Flour, Tapioca Flour, Apple, Banana, Natural Peanut Butter, Chia Seeds, Thyme, Rosemary, Blackstrap Molasses, Coconut-Derived Glycerin, Coconut Oil, Ceylon Cinnamon, Ascorbic Acid (Vitamin C), Natural Plant-Based Sugar-Free Dog Icing\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3596\" data-end=\"3645\"\u003e⚠️ Made with natural peanut butter — NO xylitol\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3647\" data-end=\"3762\"\u003eVegan • Grain-Free • Wheat-Free • Gluten-Free • Diabetic-Dog-Friendly\u003cbr data-start=\"3716\" data-end=\"3719\"\u003eCertified Lookie-a-Tookie™ Canine Cookies\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3764\" data-end=\"3767\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"1olc7h4\" data-start=\"3769\" data-end=\"3791\"\u003e⚠️ Allergy Notice\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3792\" data-end=\"3997\"\u003eIngredients are carefully selected; however, products are made in a facility that may handle various ingredients. 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